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| Sunday, October 22, 2006 |
| 5 really important Questions > >This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to 5 really > important Questions: >Q1: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? >A: It's Braille for "suck here". >Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? >A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under." >Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? >A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. > >Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? >A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they >take your house and car with them. >Q5. WHY DO WOMEN RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? >A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch. > Now, you know everything you need to know! |
posted by Melinda @ 7:13 AM  |
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*LMAO* Those were too good! :0)
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lol, I liked the good year tire one :)
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*LMAO* Those were too good! :0)